MARLINS HAVE LOST FIVE STRAIGHT - AND IT’S MY FAULT

Opening Day at loanDepot Park. The crowd was loud. The atmosphere was electric! And the crazy thing is: everytime I took my phone to record the Marlins at bat...they scored! Every. Time. I even won a t-shirt during the 5th inning, WHILE I WAS RECORDING THE GIVEAWAY ON MY PHONE! They were up 5-2 in the 7th inning and I stopped taping video highlights because I wanted to eat a hot dog and wave my foam finger. You know, BE A FAN! And then they blew their lead. They lost the game. And they haven’t won since. Well, they haven’t won since last year! And frankly, that’s all on me. My bad. Hey skipper, I got tickets for next week, so hang in there!

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Here’s how I got a t-shirt!